Dear God, it has been forever. Since, what, last Thanksgiving?

Anywho... I'll cut to the chase.

Yaoi. A term for homosexual pairing/depictions of lewd acts of a homosexual nature.

I don't personally have a problem with its existence. Nor do I have a problem with people who find themselves attracted to or are fans of Yaoi.

But I have to speak up. Anime, manga, and other art styles originating in Japan often depict men as being androgynous. Naturally, this would encourage a lot of man-love. So all you rabid fangirls can have your Sora/Riku, Axel/Roxas, Ichi/Hichi, Renji/Bya, and all your other weird pairings, just don't push 'em on me.

But let me get one thing straight here. GREGORY HOUSE IS THE MANLIEST MAN/FAKE DOCTOR/BRITISH ACTOR ON TELEVISION. HE'S NOT GOING TO CROSS SWORDS OR RIDE HIS FLESH ROCKET TO CHOCOLATE-LAND WITH JAMES WILSON. THERE IS NOTHING ROMANTIC BETWEEN THESE TWO CHARACTERS, AND THERE NEVER WILL BE. SO FAR AS WE KNOW, HOUSE IS A PSYCHOTIC, VICODIN-ADDICTED, VERBALLY ABUSIVE GENIUS WHO HURTS JUST ABOUT ANYONE CLOSE TO HIM. HE IS ABOUT AS LIKELY TO PLUG WILSON IN THE POOPER AS I AM TO BECOME THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

I know that was quite a mouthful of e-rage. I know that bitching about it like a butthurt prom date isn't going to change the fact that some of you fucking females can't quite comprehend heterosexuality in the media. It's not that hard to figure out. See, penis goes INSIDE THE VAGINA. It was not meant for the rectum of a male, let alone the rectum of a female. I know some of you are disappointed to discover this via the Internet and not through sexual experimentation with whatever fucknut jerkass jock you're blowing at the moment, but it's true.

Anyway, /rant_off

For those of you that agree with me, flood my comments with "yeah, I noticed that too" and other blurbs of wisdom.

For those of you that don't that are just about to pour on a retaliatory helping of e-rage, let me take a couple of seconds to let you know that

YOU JUST GOT TROLLED!